| Artist: Clams Casino | |
| Song: I'm God | |
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via tifftiffcheerio)

(via apply-pressure)
the cops shot an innocent white women WHILE she was being robbed at gunpoint by another guy
NYPD is insane.
…they shoot white women now???
you know she’s suin
she’s dead

(Source: paradisaic, via pearlmurders)
I want to kiss all the parts of her body that she hates the most…
Goodnight

my nigga ballin in some slip on’s that’s how you know you a real balla, when you don’t need no damn ankle support
(Source: artapparent, via leeohnard)

(Source: insidethemindofafreak, via lookprettyy-playdiirtyy)